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Ed and Ted.....?
Ed joined the Foreign Legion for the usual reasons but the one thing he couldn't forget was sex. "What do you do about sex around here?" he asked his bunk-mate Ted.
"There's a camel train that comes in here once a month," Ted replied.
"And there are women in this train are there?"
"Nope."
"Boys?"
"Nope."
"I see," Ed said. "You ride the camels down to some brothel do you."
"Nope, we shag the camels."
"I'd have to be pretty desperate to shag a camel," said Ed.
"You will be," said Ted confidently.
By the time the camel train came around Ed was hornier than a rhino and ready to shag anything. On sight of the camels the Legionaires abandoned their work and started to run across the dunes to where they had been tied up. "What's the hurry?" Ed asked Ted. "There must be fifty camels over there and there's only thirty of us - more than enough to go around."
"Yeah," said Ted. "But you don't want to get an ugly one do you?"
another excellent example from a bigger and unstable joker.
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Hijacking Camels - NJ Legion Iced Tea (A Day To Remember cover)
I bet you heard this one?
A captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted men's barracks. He asked the sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?" The sergeant replied, "Well sir, it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, we have the camel." The captain said, "Well, if it's good for morale, then I guess it's all right with me." After he had been at the fort for about 6 months, the captain could not stand it anymore, so he told his sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!" The Sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captain's quarters. The captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied, down from the stool and was buttoning his pants he asked the sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"
The sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town."
I have heard one something like it, but that was an amusing twist. Thanks.
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